YES!!! prelims is finally overrrrrrrr!!!!!

okay so to start the blog post, coz i have really no idea how to start, i'm gonna be a boring shitass person and will start saying how the prelims suck.

1) Paper 1 and 2 of GP
FAIL. confirm. paper 1 was. alright i guess. i totally didn't get what paper 2 is saying. byeee gp.

2) Biology Paper 1 (MCQ)
Tikam-ed 50% of the questions.
well, as what mathew says, MCQ paper is always most difficult coz there's always 75% chance that you'll get it wrong aite.

3) Biology Paper 2
GONE CASE. HAHAHA. worse paper everrrrr.

4) Biology paper 3
it was generally quite alright actually. to the extent i think i might, possibly even pass. but you know what? im so gonna fail anyway. the number of times i've ever passed bio can totally be counted with one hand!

5) Maths paper 1
HOPE can pass. 50% chance of passing.

6) Maths paper 2
i hope this can save my butt from STAR programme.

7) Chemistry paper 1
tikamed my way through.

8) Chemistry paper 2
LOLOLOL. failedddddddddddd x 6.02 x 10^23

9) Chemistry paper 3
was quite alright also actually. but i think fail also coz nv studyyyyyyyyyyyyyy ahhh!!!

10) Econs
LOL maybe most proabaly fail. i got so sianned of doing the paper until i gave up LALALALA~


and i seriously think prelims suck. in fact, exams sucked so badly i think i'm better off contracting H1N1. at the very least, i don't think i'll die from it. and i think failing prelims is like much worse than dying. actually no. how would i know? I've never died.

and speaking of dying, last time i was quite certain that i'm not afraid of dying until one day during bio lesson..........

ivin: wah sian tml bio test... i want to commit suicide liao.
mdm wong: you sure you want to commit suicide to escape test? how sure are you that after you die, there won't be Alevels in the afterlife? maybe when you die that time got H3 bio lor!

and ever since then i became afraid to die. why the shit would i want to take Alevels again? damn this bloody thing. fishyou, creator of Alevels.

and i really think i have like, a lot of things planned for my after Alevels schedule.

1) COOK
i really really wanna cook! it's like damn fun!!!! i've like this old phs cookbook which my mum sort of got forced to buy when i was still in phs, and there're these few cheesecake or cakes recipe in general that i really really wanna try!! but you know, school is taxing and blah, so i've never really gotten a chance to do that, and i really wanna try after my Alevels!!! i think it would be damn cool lah. and my dear friends, by default, would have to be my guinea pigs. of course they must. *ahem*harpers*ahem*

2) WORK
i seriously have a long "wants" list, and i think even if i work like 24hours a day, i still wouldn't earn enough money to get what i want. i've already calculated like the amount of money i would need at the very least to get all the stuff i want and guess how much?
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SGD$10,570/=

and this is totally not counting the random things that i may wanna buy when i go shopping anfd spot something randomly along the way that i find very nice and decide to buy it on impulse before i go home and slap myself for buying that ugly thing. so if i count all these in, i think i would need at least 11K. and although Ruoting always say that being girls, even if you're stupid, it is okay coz you probably can hook up with a rich guy, and be a taitai.

however, if you're a guy and you happen to be stupid, maybe you can top it up by either being handsome or rich. but that wouldn't be good. coz if you're stupid, you probably won't be able to increase your wealth and stuff. and if you're handsome but poor, then.... maybe you can hook up with your spinster female boss, get her wealth and kill her? hmmm. (i hope i'm not that spinster female boss).

HOWEVER, if you're a guy who's stupid, don't bother to act smart. coz you're just amplifying your stupidity, just like the polymerase chain reaction: each time you act stupid, your stupidity just increase by a fold. your stupidity level would then be 2 to the power of N, where N is the number of times you try to act smart.

i sound like i'm so gonna pass bio eh? ;DD

but actually, if you're purely stupid poor and ugly, it might actually be not as bad as being stupid ugly fat poor, but attempts to act otherwise. it's almost like the most recent Xiaxue episode about Acting Smart, even if you're really stupid. i bet this is something that person have researched on long ago, and definitely tried.

it's like saying some extremely chim phrase that you might not even understand, and when normal people aka me, go something like, ''simi lanjiao?!", and they just smile sagely and walk away, or attempt to solve a rubix cube in front of you to attempt to impress you further, but failing very badly. okay lah not like that person will solve a rubix cube in front of normal people like us. probably because he don't know how to do so, and not coz he don't want to.

and then acting rich by refusing to borrow money from people when they have no money, and then force friends to go into atas places to eat just so that that person can use his card to pay, while the remaining of his poor friends would have a big hole burnt in their pockets.

and then trying to delude themselves that they're skinny by convincing themselves that they're heavy, not coz they're fat, but coz of their muscles when they're obviously just a huge barrel of lard.

like i'm fat, and i admit it. fat only what. not some terminal STD of some sort.
quote: i'm not fat! i'm just muscular!

*rolls eyes*

and worse thing is if you're mad dumb but tries to act otherwise. it's like flipping the dictionary to try to find an extremely bombastic word to replace a simple term: completely nonsensical. i mean, it's fine if you wanna write it in an essay or something of that sort. but in common day conversational use? hah. let me give you an example.

normal singaporeans use: eh later want eat what ah? damn hungry leh! don't go the damn expensive place. broke liao.

slightly more atas singaporeans use: hey guys! what do you guys wanna eat later? i think i'm pretty hungry. but let's go to some where more affordable. i've been pretty broke recently.

act smart singaporeans: hey my friends. May I know the location where my dear fellow peas in the same pod would like to consume their chow time? I envisage that I am significantly voracious currently. Jolly well my dear alter ego, i've been feeling impoverished recently, and thus, can we have our chow time at somewhere trumpery?

me: simi lan jiao?

hahaha credits to the thesaurus for the above chiminology. okay lah, that person won't speak like that coz i assume he's too shallow to do so. but something i'm sure that will happen. (in fact has already happened)

stupid guy: *blabbers something*
normal humans: huh? *huh, does not mean don't understand. it just means we're dumbfolded by stupidity, and maybe by some lard*
stupid guy: oh did my language confuse you? i'm sorry that you're stupid enough not to understand me. let me speak in something simpler so that stupid people like you can understand.

oh fuck off. you're like on the other end of the spectrum of what people wants. and know what? just go and die.

so it's like, if you, as a guy, is fat, ugly, poor, stupid, BUT attempt to act otherwise, just run off to one corner using your pig trotters to sob there like a bloody loser coz you know what, no one bothers.

oh wait. maybe someone will. someone like, my eraser. *smiles* aren't you glad?


oh man. i'm such an excellent digressor. i actually digressed from prelims to this. what's my problem. hahahahaha. i'm such a bitch. but you know what? call me a bitch for all i freaking hell care.

;D

okay maybe i should stop being a bitch, and talk about something happier.
ahem.


JOHNIA BIRTHDAY 2009

okay apparently johnia's birthday is like, smacked right in the middle of prelims, but we still celebrated it happily anyway. like one month before her birthday, i went with JQ RT zona and LP to orchard to get her present. initially we only bought her this silver bracelet. and suddenly we walked past Cotton On, and they were having this sale on lingerie (to JQ: pronounced as laun-ger-ray. not ling-ger-rie). and we saw this whole stack of frilly panties that was on offer (those semi translucent type), and being the usual du lan people, we got one for johnia!! her size somemore!!!! but the sizes available for the leopard prints and stuff like that only had large sizes. so we bought the typical traditional boxers-pattern-lookalike frilly panties for johnia. HAHAHA.

and so, before johnia's birthday, weijie was saying that we should go down to johnia's house to surprise her (also to smash cake on her face). but in the end we didn't know how to carry it out or any sort like that, and so, we ended up celebrating her birthday at my house. lol.

so one day before johnia's birthday, they (RT, JQ, LP, Mathew, Johnia, Abilgail and Zona) came over, and we started off stupidly watching dvds, before we decided to play Indian Poker, and the loser would have to do a forfeit.

and because we were such mentally retarded people, we couldn't think of any forfeits offhand, and thus, we decided to each write a forfeit on a piece of paper, and everyone's would be crushed, and the loser would have to pick a piece and do the forfeit.

the forfeits written by each person are as follows:

Johnia: makeup and do the trademark MOLE. *inside joke*
JQ: make up using Kim's makeup.
RT: make up using baley's makeup set and then let baley post on her blog.
(these 3 people ah. no creativity one lehhh..)
Mathew: eat chilli padi (uhh..)
me: wear something wayang from kim's cupboard (it was supposed to be an attack for either mathew or JQ actually)
Abilgail: dance (the killer one despite how innocent it sounds)
LP: sing a song like DMC (uhhhhhhhhhhhhh......)

and so, the few suay people like me, rt, jq, mathew and zona kena the more chialat ones.

me rt and mathew kena the makeup ones while zona and jq got abilgail's killer paisae forfeit.

i promised not to post too unglam pictures, so i'll just post one picture of us helping mathew to makeup. it was mad ugly. HAHAHAHA.


yes i already have makeup on then. luckily not so obvious. it was mad disgusting.

so on a side note, HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO JOHNIA (that day)
hahha mad hilarious








okay enough about john's birthday.
actually i have no idea since when, Mathew and Weijie became part of us. i think it's ever since Mathew started giving johnia chocolates!! (scandal scandal). HAHAHA joking!!!! but anyway on a random sidenote, i'm gonna queue with mathew, weijie and Junqiang at junction 8 tomorrow to get the Boys over Flowers poster and Ez-link card sticker. LOL!!! mad stupid. hahaha!! or as weijie says, e-ling card sticker ;DD hahahaha mad auntish.

speaking of auntish, me JQ RT and leeping were on the mrt today and when the train stopped at like yishun or something, one disgusting aunty suddenly said damn freaking loudly, "EXCUSE ME!!!". maybe i should rephrase it by saying that she shouted rudely instead of politely asking. she wasn't shouting at us though, but i got really annoyed. like hello? where the fuckinghell did you leave your bloody manners? or even your brains? or are you just born without one?

and this suddenly reminded me of a stupid incident that happened when me and rt were pathetically mugging at MOS. there were this group of obviously uneducated ahbengs who looked as though they dropped out of school at the age of 1o and look like they've gone in and out of the rehab centre countless times.

they were freaking hell happily singing HOKKIEN songs mad loudly, and exclaiming how proud they are to be hokkiens in MOS while people stared on, disgusted. HOKKIEN songs. hm. and they look at most 2o years old. oh, and they're mad ugly anyway.

and suddenly this group of IJ students (yes my school) came in and sat down at some random table, and they were happily chatting when they suddenly burst out into peals of laughter. and one of the fucking ahbengs said damn cb-ly loudly:

"WAHPIANG. SECONDARY SCHOOL TEACHER NEVER TEACH CANNOT LAUGH LOUDLY IN MOS LEH. WHAT THEY LEARN IN SCHOOL ONE? THEY NEVER LEARN CANNOT MAKE SO MUCH NOISE IN SECONDARY SCHOOL MEH?!"

and i was madly pissed.

Firstly, they're so stupid they didn't realise that those girls were in IJ uniform. so i presume they didn't even pass secondary school. probably dropped out of school even before PSLE. can't even recognise uniforms.

Secondly, it might be their fault for "laughing loudly". so nothing is wrong with singing Hokkien songs loudly and horribly in MOS? ohmygosh. *smacks palms on forehead*

Thirdly, mad disgusting people saying that so-called "secondary" school students are uncivilised. yea right, proudly and loudly proclaiming that you're hokkien loudly in MOS with one leg up on the chair is very civilised... right...

do i have to describe anymore? or should i say, is there any other things that can further prove to you how bloody idiotic they are? ku byes. pot calling kettle black. especially when the pot is mad disgusting.


and i really don't know what to blog, despite having strong urges to do so.
so i shall end of here.

p/s: Cutecute is so cute <3