oh no i think there's something really wrong with me. coz prelims are like, in 2 days time, and guess what? i'm not even halfway done with my syllabus and shit, and here i am, extremely tempted to blog when i've promised myself not to blog till then. maybe i should blog about the people whom i've set as my targets to like, you know, motivate me to study and shit like that. okay okay i should, and probably after i finish blogging about this part, hopefully, be extremely motivated to study and shit like that.
okay these people are not ranked in any order.
1. WTF
( W.T.F is the acronym of that person's name)
well, you know how deluded some people can get coz they think that they're so bloody smart and that everyone else are lower beings when actually they're like those freaking harpies (oh no that's such a bad name. it's like insulting the harpers lor. what's freaking wrong with this).
and like when some people see other people studying, they just conclude that they're mugging coz they wanna beat him, coz he's smart and shit like that? like hello? snap out of that fantasy. look at yourself in the mirror. what do you see? oh you see a swine? yep, i'm quite sure you have good eye sight.
and i get exceptionally amused when like after tests or exams and if some people finish earlier right, they actually do things to make people notice them to managed a meek attempt to let people think they're actually like, smartasses-wannabes.
and i know some people (by some people i mean junqiang), say that last time during olvls and when i took my chinese paper, i always finish like, much earlier and i'll just sit there at my chair and lie back and fold my arms and give the dao face. like although this is pretty much similar to what WTF did, at least i showed results when i did that okay.
i got A1 for my chinese Olevels okay, and i totally don't wanna know how much you got coz i can't really be bothered. and so what is the problem, you may ask. well, the difference between both of us is, i get A1 when i do that. do you? oh i'm sorry to know that you've got 3/15 for that particular test. please allow me to mock at you openly here coz you know what? you're no more than a loser.
and to make things worse, you actually think that the people who beat you hands down are stupid, just because they don't show off like him. pfft. i mean, how freaking deluded can you get? if i'm stupid, i know it, and i admit it. what about you? thinking that you're very smart and wise don't get you anywhere if you behave otherwise. other than being an action-packed piece of pork, what else are you?
oh btw by "action pack", i don't mean it like those action packed movies, but it's the all-talk-no-action shit. like how when someone pokes you or something, you start coming up with alot of actions as though it was really a big deal. like hello? if you wanna act, go to mediacorp or something. oh wait you shouldn't, coz i really don't think mediacorp would wanna accept someone as ridiculously stupid as you.
Sense of accomplishment: 5/10
Difficulty: 1/10
not even worth the effort
2. Su Junqiang
being like, my friend for so many years, and having seen him through his fat to skinny, short to tall, eye brow-full to eye brow-less times, it's no wonder that he's one of my targets. although he's seemingly slack, but i know he's a damn smart guy. like seriously. he understands things damn quickly lor. which is something i'm kinda indignant about.
i still remember like in secondary school days, my "hobby" is to do like, Amaths, and i passed with either A or B for Amaths in sec 4, while junqiang was still getting like, F9s and stuff. and suddenly like a week before Olevels, he suddenly decided to study Amaths, and it's like his one week of work surpassed my one whole year worth of work, which really really surprised me, although i was, in all honesty, happy for him.
and since like we're in the same class for the 4th year (and not counting coz he'll be in NS next year), naturally he's one of the targets that i would want to beat, and recently he's like really studying hard (even for GP, mind you), and that he already has some foundation available for like, chem and bio, he would probably be able to pass despite how he would say that he's gonna fail badly and shit like that, while pathetic people like me has already placed our tissue papers on the star programme tables, and just waiting to get our membership there. ohgosh..
Sense of accomplishment: 9/10
Difficulty: 7/10
difficult, but always worth the challenge
3. Jo Anna
yes i know i'm being very bad coz i'm like openly writing names and stuff, but seriously lor. rarrrr!!!!
ahem yes anyway. joanna. hmm... 2 prelim papers a week. homework done in advance. answers questions during tutorials which sometimes dumbfolds me. tuiton for subjects.
anymore reasons needed?
Sense of accomplishment: 9/10
Difficulty: 8/10
Tiny and dangerous with a tinge of intelligence: something i'm still trying to find
you know what, actually i really want to blog more. like seriously, i've got alot of things to blog about, but sadly to say, i have the sudden rush of guilt coz i'm here blogging instead of like, doing something more productive like mugging.
ohno Kimberly what the hell are you doing on blogger?!?! o.o