just when i thought that i've actually neglected my blog for a long long long time, i just realised that the ''long time'' was actually just a mere 5 days. hahahah.

and what made me feel like blogging today? well... i was reading johnia's recent blog entry about having kids children ;D and i got a sudden urge to scream out loud that I dislike, loathe, abhore and hate children coz they're so bloody annoying.

and i really don't get why some people love kids so much. they're like little pests from outer space that came to invade earth, and what do they do in earth? Whine. yes. nothing more than whinning.

i can totally imagine what would happen to my kids, if i ever decide to have any.
hmm..

kid: *starry eyes* mummmmyyyyyyyyy~ i wantttt sweeeeeeettt~~~
me: *dagger eyes* no!
kid: *starry + teary eyes* pleasssssse??? i want i want i want!!!
kid: *squats on the floor in the middle of the shopping centre crying*
me: *grabs the kid by the ankle and smashed that bugger against the nearest lift door*

Ahem.

okay maybe i won't do that. who knows whether i would somehow become a damn loving mother when i finally decide to have kids? hmmm..

oh just to digress for awhile, today i was talking to Junqiang and Rt when JQ asked who would most probably be the first to get married in our clique.

by our clique, i mean me, ruoting, johnia, leeping, abilgail and JQ ;DDD

jq: eh who you all think will get married first ah?
me and rt: JOHNIA!!!
rt: and *** will be the first one to get pregnant
me + JQ: LOL!!!
jq: then who you think will be the last one to get married?
me: duh of course me lah!! i'll only be getting married at age 55 leh!! (according to the facebook quiz)
jq: that's coz we havent taken the quiz. skully we all damn old den get married leh?
me: hor!! den u better be careful. skully you take the quiz then they say you 62 yrs old den get married.
jq: T.T

anyway don't worry guys, when i get married at age 55, i will definitely invite you, your kids, and your grandkids along. but must bigbig angpow. don't be like johnia.

johnia: i going to bring 3 generations of people along with me to your wedding and i'll give you a small small angpow.

no wonder she's Johnia marianne loser cheapskate xiao ji ji small sex ho ;D

speaking of johnia's name, me and rt decided that johnia doesn't look like a johnia, but she looks more like a marianne. lol.

and on a random note, i really think Mathew looks awkwardly like Lee Hsien Loong.

me: better don't insult him. skully your singtel bills mysteriously increase by 10 folds lor.

wow i'm such a good digressor. i was just talking about kids. yes. kids.

i really don't get those harpy teenagers who go googoogaga when they see little kids. i mean, there's really nothing wrong with liking little kids, but not to THAT extent right? like start squealing and shit like that. and i'm extremely disgusted at some people who happens to be 18years old just like me, and their motherly instincts and womb is already calling out to them. i find it extremely stupid.

like hello? 18 years old? siao boh.

but maybe i will decide to change when i grow older? and become those harpy adults who thinks that all babies are cute (right now i think they all look like monkeys actually).

and speaking of animals, i suddenly recalled that day during maths lecture and someone was eating in lecture and the damn xiong lecturer was like scolding everyone.

lecturer: why do you guys have to eat in lecture? HUH?! you all think you all what?! hamsters ah!? need to bite all the time?!?! you all really want to be hamsters is it?!?!?!
me: ..... cute mah .......

ahem.

damn i suck. i keep digressing.

ahem. anyways, i really hate kids. i hate them so much that whenever i see kids in like, shopping centres tugging onto their mum to buy like sweets for them or something like that and they just squat there and refuse to walk and start wailing and shit like that. i seriously feel like knocking them hard on their head, and their genuine cries makes me have a sick sense of satisfaction.

man i sound like some bian tai shit lor.

nevermind. maybe when i grow up and have like kids on my own, i may think all these are worth it coz.... no matter what, they're my flesh and blood, plus they are probably the only ones who will call me mummy in this world... but for now, HECK.

and i think i was quite a monster kid when i was young too. i was gossiping with my mum yesterday and she really got me thinking back about my past. apparently, i think i matured a tad too quickly, and i didn't watch cartoons since young, and the only cartoon that i watched was like, powerpuff girls, and my interest for powerpuff girls didn't last for long.

and my favourite toys (other than my beloved pig who is still my favourite now coz i havent gotten sick of it even after 18yrs of being with it) last time were barbie dolls. seriously everytime i went out with my mum, i would get my mum to buy barbie dolls for me, and guess what i do with them???

*WARNING: if you think you might possibly be my future husband, please just ignore the next paragraph. if you think you are possibly my future husband, but you're just a poor and stupid idiotic piece of shit, you can just read on

i would just play my barbie doll normally for the first 2 days, before deciding that the barbie doll clothes are very annoying, and i'll strip the barbie doll and cut off their hair and throw them under my mum's bed, where she'll notice the dust-filled barbie doll a few days later and throw the left-alone barbie doll away, before i'll bug her to get another barbie doll for me a few days later, and the cycle repeats

ahem ahem.

anyway i'm sian to blog already.
but before i end, just to motivate myself to save money to refurnish my room and design the way i want it, coz i looks pretty shitty now. like this:


yes. kimberly must save money to have a chio room!!

btw on a random note, i kinda like this photo. (:



and a random video
Ever wish songs just sang what was happening in the music video? Well now they do! ;D