hmmm.

i just realised i havent blogged proper since like, i dunno how long ago. and it's like, my blog is getting boring, and no one bothers to come and read it (not that alot of people come and read it in the first place. prolly people like my girlfriends or my enemies come to visit, idk), and sometimes it gets so boring that i myself don't even wanna read it again.

and btw, i got so bored that i read through all my 2008 to 2009 posts, and i really wanted to slap myself tight.

i sounded so freaking childish (and then i was thinking that i was being much more matured that i was a couple of years ago).

right.

anyway, since, you know, i'm a boring person and i dunno what the hell to say and... and...

i disgressed off to find a video on youtube so that i'll have a song to listen to, but i ended off watching some other videos and then i forgot what i was just about to blog about. hee!!

btw if you're wondering what video i was finding, in case you're thinking that i'm finding any "naughty" videos, you know if you sign into youtube, you'll have this list of recommended videos for you sections right? for mine, i spotted this video about this co-joined twins in their 30s, and they're joined from their skulls and stuff, and i digressed onto watching that, and then i went on to watch another video of this indonesian man, also known as the tree man, who happened to have a cut on his knee when he was a teenager, and all the while, he felt that his cut was rather itchy and soon after, warts started growing all over his body, and now he looks like he's covered with tree barks and his feet look like twigs and everything. to sound abit meaner, he looks like those typical anime demon where the demon shoots like, poisonous tree branches at the others to make them die or something.

ya. something like that. i think you guys should go watch it. i think you guys should be able to find that video when you type like, "tree man" at youtube or something. it's really damn sad lah. to have warts growing all over you.

speaking of warts. i once had one wart on like, the sole of my right foot. it was damn awful. like seriously. it didnt have any smell or anything. it looks kind of like... hmmm... a scab that kind of covers your wound, except that i didn't have any wound, and it's not something that can be peeled out. seriously. the scab looks abit in-grown, and it's like, a velvety feel to it. and it's freaking pain around it lor!!

i think it was during sec 2 that i got it. and my dad insisted that it was a corn last time instead of a wart, and we tried all sorts of methods to cure it, and it didn't work (in fact it became worse). so i suffered on with the wart for about like, 2months before my mum decided to bring me to the doctor and realised that it was a wart. and that doctor gave me like this gel thingy to apply onto my wart, and guess how long it took for the wart to recover??















3 days.
kanasai. make ben xiao jie suffer so long when it can be cured in 3 days. the wart totally fell off and stuff. and apparently the doctor told my mum that it could be because at like the swimming pool or something, and i must have stepped on some retarded lower being that caused me to have a wart on my foot. damn ew!

oh wait. that means i got it in sec 1, coz apparently in sec 1, we have this swimming course thingy for our pe (yes our pe was running a few rounds around the tracks before going for swimming).

and i felt damn loserish coz i was in the beginner class whereas the others were like either in intermediate or advanced classes. and i was semi retarded coz i dunno how to swim even though i've already been to swimming classes since young.

and i'm an extremely superficial person. i like swimming instructors who are good looking, and I really didn't like those fat fat ugly ugly instructors who got half of their swimming costume (do i call the diver's suit swimming costume also??) down. hmm. yes.

oh no. i can't say that people are fat, coz i'm fat fat fat too!!! ahhhh!!!!!!!

i still remembered a few days ago, rt told me that jq looks like a Char shao su. and so, i sms-ed jq.

me: hey laoqiang!!! you look like a char shao su!!
jq: ya and you look at kou rou bao. you are san ceng rou. HAHAHA.
me: .......

backfired. damn it.
oh by the way if you do not know what kou rou bao is, or what san ceng rou is, don't bother knowing.

and being fat is not good lor!!! personal experience okay! coz it's like everytime before i like go out with my friends, i would like, start to picture what to wear and stuff, and then on that day, i will like, pick out the clothes i want to wear, and then wear it, before deciding that i look fat in it, and then i'll just anyhow pick some run off the mill lookalike clothes which totally dont match, and i'll just look like a retard going out. see??!?! and don't think you need to have nice figure to wear those damn chio clothes. even ugly clothes also need figure one lor!!! if not you'll just look like some aunty with a weird body shape coz they've like given birth to like, almost 20 kids while you're like a 18 year old who have a long future ahead.

and if you're thinking like, wth, how can someone give birth to 20 kids. let me tell you it's true lor!!! i do know of someone who has given birth that number of times before and it's damn weird. in fact it's not like someone distant from me. it's one of my relative on my paternal side. won't you find it weird? but given that people of the past totally don't have any planning of any sort..... hmm.. i think i'll just explode and die if i have to give birth to so many.

in fact i think like after one time, i probably won't have like a second one or something like that coz i'll be like, damn freaked out by then, and my husband (if i'm going to have one), will probably be too shocked by my reactions to, you know, want to have kids with me again. aiyah it's damn sad lah i tell you.

and previously when i told my friends this, they told me not to worry. initially i thought they were being nice and telling me that my husband would love me no matter how unglam i look and stuff like that. and guess what they said?

"you won't be able to have kids if you get married at 55 years old".

WAHLAU!!! thanks ah..

and aiyah. ltr den i blog. ((: