din't go school on monday and tues coz i was running a temperature thanks to the swine. anyway, highlights of the week, in no particular order.

shall kop some from johnia's blog coz i'm lazyyyyy. ;D

"background information:

one fine day, we spotted this j1 guy in the library with the natural T.T look and he was drinking soya bean. that guy had this damn sad and frowny look and so rt decided to name him 'soya bean'.and everytime we saw him in school, we'll be like ''EHHH! SOYA BEAN LEHH!!!'' *point point*

anw, that day after temperature taking, we were walking back to class and from afar, we saw this guy who looked like soya bean and he was walking in the rain.and kim was like, ''EHEHEH! soya bean lehh!! aiyo he walk in the rain. after he sprout.''HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. wahh that cracked me up man. lol!btw, it turned out that that wasn't soya bean. haha.it was a soya bean lookalike only. cheh~"

"anw,for this entire week, the stupid guys in my class were trying their best to rope people into their cult. hahaha.they are in the cult called the Dice Cult (i've no idea what's with the name) and all the recruited members have to change their names and their names must start with a D. hahaha!like wj is D' pig (sounds like our school's D' PICK value thingy lol) and boon ping aka the Cult Leader / Messiah is D' ayam. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH. FREAKING HILARIOUS!

that day, they were passing around the GC with a msg to recruit more people into their cult and interested people will type their names into the GC.and alvin was telling us that if we wanted to join the cult, we must give them money to provide our basic necessities.i told them i din't mind joining their cult if and only if they made me the treasurer :D HAHAHAHA.

jx refused to let me be the treasurer but said i could still be in the exco.HAHAHAHAHHA!and he told me to be the witness for the messiah instead. LOL.and the guys also asked mdm lim, mdm wong and gss to join the cult. lol.

alvin: i drive my messiah around although he can fly. --> LOL!!!"


and seriously, my class guys are damn funny and retarded lah!!!! yesterday jolene had to go for floorball competition halfway during chemistry lesson. and suddenly when she was about to leave, all the guys at jx's table stood up, and the whole class (including ms goh) stunned there and then. and we were looking on as to what the guys were up to.

in the end, they were planning on a ''handover'' ceremony of the floorball stick to jolene. it was damn hilarious lah!!! and they decided to just stand in a circle beside jolene (while she stood there looking stunned) and did some stupid stomp on the ground and the "messiah" handed the floorball stick over to jolene. it was bloody retarded but damn funnnnyyy lah! hahahaha!!!

and during bio lesson yesterday, mdm wong was commenting about one of the SLO (?) having a crush on ivin.

mdm wong: eh. how come got J1 slo like ivin ah?
jx: he handsome mah.
mdm wong: why got no one like jun qiang one ah?
everyone: *silence*

*3 seconds later*

mdm wong: ivin handsome meh?!?!
jx: ya he handsome what!
mdm wong: REALLY MEH!!! let me try.
mdm wong: *covers one eye* no leh. not handsome.
mdm wong: *covers both eyes* oh ya maybe quite handsome. => lol!

and that jo was damn spastic during bio lesson. coz she was trying to think hard about mdm wong's question, and she unknowingly held 2 markers against her head, and it made her look as though she had 2 antennas pointing out of her head.

and mdm wong was like, '' *presses fingers against head* yes jo anna. i'm getting your signals. yes yes. ''.

damn spastic sia!!

hahaha.

oh and on thurs after school, we had maths test (the killer test) which made all of us damn demoralised coz we're certain that we're gonna fail. and that koh leeping ah. after the test she kept asking everyone about one of the particular question about the loci (it was a circle btw) despite us cursing and swearing at that question coz we freaking did not know how to do it at all.

and leonard's ans to her question was the best (coz the rest of us ignored lp's question anyway)

lp: eh leonard! how your circle look like?
leo: look like circle => LOL!

and i freaking dio suan by mdm wong on thurs after bio lesson lor!!!!! knnbccb!!! pissed!! coz i'm usually the only-kena-suan-once-in-a-purple-moon type, while jx and alvin are the type who never-kena-suan-once-in-a-pink-and-purple-with-gold-glitter-moon day.

mdm wong: KIMBERLY AH!!! better lengthen your skirt hor!!!
me: *pulls* already can't pull le lah!!!! if i continue pulling gonna fall off liao.
mdm wong: pull more hor!! and one day you're gonna take weijie's place hor!
me: huh???
mdm wong: better lengthen your skirt if not i suan you for having big hips hor
me: WTFWTH NBCCB AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the girls: *shocks and attempts to stop giggling*
jq: *burst out laughing uncontrollably until the damn exaggerated extent that he was still laughing when everyone semi forgot about it*.

rawr!!

and yesterday after school, me jq bp john aud lp leo went to eat at breeks. and for some weird reason (i didn't notice it, but apparently jq and john did), almost everyone who walked past me stared at me, as though something about me wasn't right. WEIRD LAH!!!!!!!!! they said that it must have been me being unglam that's why. AH!!!

and halfway through eating then got this stupid little kid walked past me (i was sitting by the glass window), and he pointed at me through the glass and i got so pissed i would have killed him with my chicken chop knife if it wasn't for the glass. and the others were laughing at my misfortune and the fact that i was cursing and swearing at that idiotic boyboy.

and awhile later, another little kid came by and did the exact same thing as that stupid little kid, and i pointed my shiny chicken chop knife at his idiotic face through the glass, making him scurry off like some little thief who got caught. as if i'll do anything to him. i still busy eating my chicken chop lor. hahaha.

KANINA YAKULT.

and VARGER BUDDA.
*winks winks johnia*