another hectic week of school.
and yes i know i said i wasn't gonna blog till after As but the temptation was too great for me and so... yep! im here(:
and i can't remember the stuff that happened in details so im just gonna just state them in a random order.
1.
*** was saying about her enbarrassing story that happened when she was in pri6.
apparently that day was the day she was having her period, and somehow, she didn't wear a pad, and neither did her friends have any, and if she wanted to buy a pad, she would have to go to the general office to get it, which in her opinion, was embarrassing.
and so, she decided to just use tissue paper to absorb the blood instead.
and coincidentally, that day happened to be the day when they had to have the pri6 injection in school. and so, *** was damn nervous and was squirming and fidgeting on the floor while waiting for her turn. and after she had her injection, she was supposed to use the cotton wool to press down the injected area.
but! just when she stood up, something fell onto the floor.
something bloody.
something that looked like tissue soaked in blood.
and funny enough, *** immediately bent down and grabbed the blood-filled tissue paper and refused to let go, even when the nurses ask her why she isn't holding onto her other arm.
and like that's not bad enough, her form teacher asked her about it. and her teacher was a male in his 20s.
HAHAHA. okay it doesn't sound funny but it is really damn funny when you hear her dictate about it. Lol!
2.
some old unmarried bitch (SOUB) is so bloody annoying!!!
trying to tell me how educated you are? oh please! you're not worth it!
trying to comment about my fashion sense?
LOOK AT YOUR FREAKING OWN YOU SOUB!
loose pink baggy ugly blouse with black pants and TRACK SHOES.
wow how fashionable. *claps*
and i don't need anyone to tell me how i can't be compared to your literacy. whatever. coz you're bloody unmarried, and not even liked by anyone.
i bet the number of people who dislike you can be matched up to the number of grains of rice i ate today.
fuck you!
on the other hand, no. wouldn't wanna dirty myself.
disgusting bitch. go f off at some pathetic corner and DIE.
LOSER!
3.
today during GP lesson mr sim was telling us about this website that some teacher recommanded to him, and said that after reading it, he'll prolly cheer up abit. and the website went like this:
www.fmylife.com
and my dear friend Ruoting was so innocent. hahahaha!
it was supposed to stand for 'f*** my life'.
and rt said damn loudly
"Huh? what 'family life'? "
ROFL!!!!
mr sim: wow rt.. you're a really nice person..
ROFL!
4.
Jq was telling us about how drama his family is and just when he finished the drama-ness of his paternal side, he went onto talk about his maternal side.
Jq: you know my maternal side hor.......... *before he could finish*
me: OH!!! i know i know i know! i know you got a weird cousin! *shift eyes to leeping*
rofl!
and this reminds me of last time during bio lesson, we were talking about Superweeds and how they come about before the term "wild Relative" got introduced to us by mdm wong.
mdm wong: wild relative means the weeds hor!
mdm wong: wild relative don't mean crazy cousin lor!
all of us + JQ: ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shifts eyes to leeping again*
5.
we went to long john silver to have lunch today before mugging. and we were talking about extremely random stuff that are damn hilarious.
john: last time when you all kids that time do u all only wear panties at home?
rt: *nods fervently* YA YA YA!! HAAHHA i thought i was the only one!!!
me and abi: *blurs* no we never!
turns out that they're the only 2. ROFL!
john: u all at home got wear bra not?
us: duh! of coz got la!
john: even when u all sleeping?
us: ahboh? of coz got!
me: hanor! if not feels very empty and free leh.
john: huh i never wear one leh.
me: O.O cannot see meh!!! damn obvious.
john: no leh cannot see leh
me: i know why coz yours too small ROFLMAO!
Teeheehee.
and im gonna end abruptly coz i can't remember what i was about to blog about already
lololololol