wahpiang. what's wrong with those humans beyond my vulgartities ah.

listen up you fucking eukaryote. (euk for short)

don't think you study bio you some big fuck.

ohmanz. i feel bloody insulted coz you're a human, just like i am. i never expected creatures to call themselves humans coz you're not even worth being a miserly loserish human.

oh and anyways, who ever said that sluts are supposed to be pretty?

and okay, since you're so bent on getting my attention, i would, give you all the attention i can, for about half of this post, since i still wanna write about other stuff, so listen up, you fucking eukaroyte. maybe you should change ur name to prokaryote, since i think you probably look more like a virus.

you: WHAT THE FUCK! You're so ugly! omg you ought to die.
me: I'll say the same thing back to you.

you: you're such a fucking slut!!! get out of my sight!!! oh no wait. sluts are supposed to be pretty.
me: get out of your sight? this is my blog. don't like then YOU GET OUT. why should i be getting out of my own website. cheh. and nope, not all sluts are pretty, you disgusting frog look alike person stuck in a stinky well.

you: omg you're such a bitch!
me: thanks. i'll say the same thing back to you. coz you know why? you suck.

you: hahaha you can't locate me coz i'm using a shared computer from a lan shop.
me: LoL. you go all the way to a lan shop just to check my blog? i'm flattered to know that some dumbass is such an avid reader of my blog. for this matter, i have nothing to say. maybe i should sign up for nuffnang or something. and then when more eukaryotes decide to come in all the time to check, i would make money from all the views. wow. that's a great suggestion. maybe i should try.
oh and by the way, it doesn't help if you're using your school's internet access. you know why? coz you have to sign into your own account, which in turn would reveal your fucked up identity. ohmanz. i sure hope whoever who's gonna investigate dun die from fright when he finds out that people as ugly as you exist.

EUKARYOTE: I HOPE WHEN YOU ARE EATING GUA ZI DURING CHINESE NEW YEAR, IT SOMEHOW RICOCHETS OFF AND PINCHES YOU ON YOUR SWIVELLED BALLS.
*shocks*

*End of Eukaryote prokaryotes talk*