you know what? i'm bloody bored. and thus, i've decided to write extremely random things. whatever that comes into my mind now shall be here! muahahaha. *damn. i shouldnt read too much of bitch no.2's blog. making me sound more and more stupid, just like her*

and btw, since a blog isn't at all private, i decided to name my 2 famous arch enemies (okay lah not arch enemies. i don't even know them myself. i just see them not very shun yan only. :P )

but i realised that to call someone bitch no.1 and bitch no.2, it sounds very bad. so i've decided to come up with new nicknames, if not old ones for the both of them!

from now onwards, bitch no.1 shall be known as ACT SEXY (i think like half of 0811A would know who's this). bitch no.2 shall be known as THE GUAI LAN ONE (actually wanted to name her Geylang, as suggested by johnia. but being the awww-so-nice person, how could i possibly bear to call someone that? so yep, she shall be known as... *drumrolls* THE GUAI LAN ONE!



this is just a random MV. song by David Tao and Jolin Tsai. you know what, i still can't believe jolin tsai is actually G cup. plz lor. okay lah. in some photos, she do look like she's G cup or something. but seriously i don't think she is lor. look at videos where they can't do photoshop to it. she looks awfully flat chested lor. hah! bluff ppl. cheh! i think i've known of people whose boobs seem bigger den hers and they're only B cup lor. cheh! bluff ppl about your boob size. pfft.

anyways, today is Deepavali! so no school. and JQ was super weird this morning/last night at exactly 12am, he smsed me something like, ''Happy deepavali! Dun stress urself for op rehearsal tml ah... Its ur festival. (: ". and i went =_=!!! (see this smiley very cute hor! i barred Junqiang from ever using this smiley coz only cute guys can use it! (: hahaha i think some 0811A people would know who that cute guy is. )

Ahems... anyways, rather nervous coz we'll be getting back report slips soon, and that would determine whether i can promote to J2 or not. although i already know that I've passed most of my subjects and SHOULD be able to promote, but scarly they add my CA in den i fail or something den would be unable to promote to J2. D:

Please let me promote!!

but sadly to say, next year, most of the teachers would not be teaching me already... D:
Mr bryan lim, my favouritest CT ever since i ever started my education, would be leaving IJC (heard he's going to YJC. lucky yishun people. D: )

Mr Lin Furong also... my favouritest maths teacher ever since (i'm serious! most of my maths teachers suck) i started schooling andheisalsooneofthemosthandsometeachersihavemet and he's not following us up to J2 (not confirmed, but most probably the case)

Mdm wong also... my favouritest bio teacher (coz i only had 2 bio teachers so far before??). and would really miss her suanning and her chronicles of 0811A. but i really don't remember her suanning me much. mostly is jinxiang and alvin who gets 89% of her suanning. 10% belongs to leonard and weijie while the other pathetic 1% is shared among the whole class. *did i get my statistics right?*

anyways, today they came my house to do PW. and seriously, we didn't do pw. we slacked like seriously alot lor. until the extent i almost felt guilty. they came, and we started eating. ruoting ate her mee hoon kway, i ate sushi plus the indian food that joanna brought from home. it's some prata look alike thing and some orange sweet paste thing. yeps. and i couldn't stop eating coz i'm a greedy pig.

and while we were walking up to my house, Junqiang spotted this big box with a keyboard (those piano lookalike ones. not the one u type on.). and apparently, he opened up, and inside, the keyboard, wires and everything is like, totally new and neatly packaged. and being the usual cheapskate, he decided to bring that home.

and we've gotten an inspiration from there! now, we do not need to fret on what to buy for Junqiang's birthday present! we know exactly what to get for him for this year's birthday present! but i dunno where to find his birthday present. people, you know those garang guni bell thingy? those that u press den got the PEE-POO-PEE-POO sound one? ah! tell me if you know where to get those. i bet it'll be super cheap lor. like 4bucks at most coz i gather that garang gunis wouldn't wanna spend so much money on a stupid honker thing. so if it's like 4bucks, den shared among 10 people.. hey! one person only needs to chip in 40cents. that's so smart of me! i ought to get a nobel prize for helping them save money. (:

ahem

away with nonsense. somehow, i got frightened by Junqiang, twice, today in my own house. pfft. the first time was when i was going to the kitchen to get plates and spoons for them. and since i'm usually a big scardy cat and dare not walk to the kitchen myself, Junqiang accompanied me since he wanted to wash his hands first before eating. and at first, he said that he was going back to my room already and was going to leave me there, and i distinctly saw him walk out. and i got bloody pissed and mumbled something like, 'what the hell... bloody asshole..' under my breath before i stood up, turned around, and saw him standing my the kitchen door with my huge doggie stufftoy, and was shocked abruptly. and he was shocked to see me shocked. =_=!!

the second time was when he asked me to go get plastic bag for him. and so, i did. and apparently, he did something bloody stupid inside my room when i was not around. apparently, that room didn't have a window, and as a result, it's always very dark and we usually have to switch on the lights. and JQ freaking hung the huge doggie plush toy on the ceiling and turned off the lights and told abilgail and ruoting to hide off somewhere before i enter the room so that they can freak the ass out of me. cheh! bohliao. and yes, i got shocked. =_=!!

aiyah. sian alrdy la. lazy to blog already. shall blog another day.

by the way,

IJ001 ROCKS!!