Wanna know how i'm feeling right now?
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no?
either way, this is my blog, so if you dun wanna know, BYE BYE.
if you wanna know den scroll down!!
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Yes. this is exactly how i'm feeling right now. i'm like.. emoing in my room right now... wells... i shall give you a nickname too. since one is called
act sexy while the other is called geylang, den wad shall you be??? ah. call you pon (for patapon. i dunno why i chose that name. it randomly popped up. and pink for gay-ness). initially i wanted to pick purple. but i realised my blog's background is pretty near purple since it's so blue. so ya la. chose pink instead, since it's gayish to guys too. *pinkverygaymeh?* ahems. anyways...anyways,
so what if i like to be childish? your problem is it? i copy people's blogpost you not happy is it? somemore it's not called copy. i wrote it in my own style. OUR SPELLINGS ARE DIFFERENT. so it's not considered as plagerism when you upload it onto TURNITIN, DUMBASS.anyways, just before i got rudely interrupted by something, yes, i was talking about how to nickname that person. somehow, pon seems to cute a name for such a fucked up asshole. moreover, pink is too cute to be associated in anyway with that fucked up asshole. AH!!! I KNOW WHAT TO CALL YOU!!! i shall call you FUA! and what does it stand for? it stands for:
F: FUCKED
U: UP
A: ASSHOLE
wow i'm so bloody creative at giving people names. i ought to get an award for this. =_=!! and since you're so bloody F***ED UP, the colour that i give you should be a shitty colour, like this!
FUA. yay this is shit colour right? or... whatever. this is the closest to shit colour that i can find. okay i shall not defoul my blog further by writing profanities. it shall be replaced with asterics (however you spell this freaking word) from now onwards. but somehow i realised that when you actually asterics words off, it actually makes it look dumber den it actually is. imagine writing my name as
k******y? it's even more obvious coz not many people's name actually start with a K and end with a Y. it's just about the same as writing profanities in this form: F**K? freaking obvious eh? hmmm.
and i find it totally ridiculous when people who are obviously much more childish say that i'm childish. for example, people actually count the number of words written in certain points of my blog post? WOW! i never even do that myself. maybe one day i should put my blog posts into TURNITIN. ohwait. why should i bother? you know why? coz i'm not handing my blog into SEAB for examinatory purposes. and i never knew that teenagers are so free now so to count words in blog posts.
on second thought, i think that this might, possibly be a good idea afterall since we are (or at least i am), freaking bored everyday at home. and seriously, i would really prefer the school to give us J2 notes like, now so that we can learn even before school starts so that we can easily catch up when school reopens. see? innovative hor. give me an award for this. ok fine. give
FUA a complimentary award too since he gave me this idea of counting the words on blog posts. from now onwards, i shall make his life easier by writing how many words i wrote in each post to faciliate his counting, so that he no longer have to count word for word. i'm so nice, give me a nobel peace award for this. anyways, plagerism... hmmmmm. okay, i shall copy someone's style of writing and give comments on it. PW at my house was so sian. you know why? coz got SOME people around. that person lor. that j*n q***g lor. HUH?!?!?! the name very obvious?! how u all know who i talking about? ohhhh... coz i put the first and last letter then very obvious ah? oh i see......
and freedom? freedom of speech? where do you find that from? can you buy that? how much does it cost? i want 1KG of freedom. what? i'm demanding the impossible? i'm a spoilt brat? oh please you're no better.
don't like what i've said? don't wanna hear more? click the red cross on the top right hand corner of your screen, and get a life instead of wasting your life away counting the number of words that i wrote.alternatively, you could possibly try the ingenious way that I've suggested to people who do not like what they see on my blog. the post that i did on 19th october. but me, being the aww-so-nice person, decided to copy and paste directly from my blog and put it here. i'm so nice.STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS:1) open http://www.kim-x3.blogspot.com/2) for microsoft users: look at the top right hand corner for a red crossfor mac users: look at the top left hand corner for a red cross3) click it.4) for microsoft users only: a pop-up might appear stating "Do you want to close all tabs?". Click YES.5) turn around6) run like a mad bull towards the nearest wall7) Repeat step 6 until faintedEASY RIGHT? try it. and pay me money for copyright laws coz i came up with this ingenious plan first!how long has it been? 3 years? 4 years? a whooping 10 years? does it even matter? all it takes is just a spark to diminish the years into thin air, or to bring it to the next 10, 20 or 30 years. and your spark (yes i meant
FUA's spark drove me toooo.... lemme see... i dunno where leh. hmmmmm...) oh wells. just know it pissed the shit out of me.
oh what the hell. this was supposed to be an emo post by the way. somehow the emo-ness disappeared when i starting off blogging. oh yay. blogging is a good way to express myself hor. just like how some people would actually defend off others through his blog. like WOW! blogs are so convenient.
oh by the way, thanks for dedicating that blog post to me. I got so touched that I decided to dedicate this blog post to you as well, with 50 times your sincerity since it's probably 50 times longer than your dedication. no need to say thanks. i can feel your sincere gratitute from miles away.see lah. i wanted to write something emo. but i can't think of any emo things to write already. cheh... cannot cannot. i must write more emo things. apparently now i'm just feeling extremely indifferent and tired now (must be from the crying before i became indifferent). so i'm cutting short my blog post instead of fulfiling his dreams of seeing me write a 10 page long blog post.
actually, does it even matter how long my freaking blog post is? it's the content my dear, content. oh wait. scrap that. it's the content,
NOT my dear, content. hmmm... yeaps. my GP teacher must be so proud of me for noticing such wrong usage language. or maybe he's mocking at my rubbish standard of english. hmmmmmmm. bah. no matter how wrong my english sounds, at least i still can READ, WRITE as well as SPEAK inproper, if not proper, english, unlike some people from a middle end school trying to reach out to be the top 5 schools in Singapore who decides to recognise the fact that people can understand him/her better if he/she communicates with sign language instead. at least for me, i bet i can understand him/her better when he/she uses sign language. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm~
oh manz i'm soooo getting another dedication after today. nevermind. i shall do the honours for you okay j*n q***g? no need to think of a dedication for me. I HELP YOU THINK OF ONE. i don't mind you copying and pasting though. it's pretty fine with me. i'm so nice. i help you think of content. *feels so touched myself... i can't believe i'm such a nice person...*
dedication to me, from j*n q***g:
This second post is also "dedicated" to ppl or shd i say 1 person who lyk to memorise other people's blog post and making fun of them. Come on K******Y! Wad did tt person do wrg? Mus u mock her lyk tt? u think ur english v gd is it? Stop being CHILDISH AND IMMATURE lah. GROW UP PLS!!
AWWWWWW. i'm so freaking touched by this second dedication, which i made up, which is probably wads he's gonna blog about next, that i decided to comment about it, again! wow you can see i'm really freaking free. hmmmmm...
maybe i should imitate him too. sounds like fun.
The post is "dedicated" to people, or should i say, one person who likes to comment of what people write in their blogs which has nothing to do with him and he likes to kaypoh coz that about most probably what he knows how to do and commenting about it in his blog when the direct party involved isn't even doing anything about it. Come on J*N Q***G! What did I do wrong? Must you mock me like that? My english is not good, but nonetheless, it's better than hers. and i didn't write her name explicitly to mock her? i merely wrote my innocent lil thoughts down... my random thoughts of my
colourful world!! not like I said something like, ''ohmygosh! look at XXX (to protect the person's interest. i'm such a nice person.)'s writings!!! XXX writes mundane shit ass things. ohmygosh. freaking childish leh XXX. XXX ought to die for writing stupid things on her blog.".
and neither did i stop XXX about writing about the colours XXX likes and hates. i merely stated mine toooo.... *sniffles*.. arent i right? i really don't like the colour
BROWN what. okay maybe not all shades of brown. i only hate the shit colour. some shades of brown are niceeeeee! (:anyways... i forgotten what i was about to blog, but anyways... I shall continue. this blog post is seriously getting sourish. but you know what? I don't give a fucking damn. oh wait. i was supposed to censor profanities. scrap the above. I should be saying, 'I don't give a f***ing damn.'. yay i'm so angelic.
*on an extremely random note, i ran off to read ruoting's blog post just now about singapore, and realised her english is super super good. as in, seriously. i would never be able to blog like her! woweyness*.
oh crap. i really can't remember what i was about to blog. ohwells. shall end this here.... awww sad.
You know what kind of expression i'm having now? it's this!:
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heh! prolly one of my 51 kids in future would look like this. *glomps that little chap till he suffocates*
by the way, this post is ENTIRELY dedicated to you, *FUA*, other than the Ruo Ting part. I can feel angel wings coming out, soon, with the company of 2 devilish horns.