礼物能让女人消气
收到花的女人是幸福的。
男人平均一天放屁12次，女人7次。
工作上，女人不要教男人怎么做。家务事，男人要帮女人做。
女人对“老”字敏感
Men will talk whatever they need to talk in the office and call off the day whereas Women will talk and talk and talk. Once they hit the day quota of average 5000 words, they will automatically shut up.
Love is like a cocktail, you develop a resistance and stop getting a high after two years
眼泪，是女人最具杀伤力的武器。
Clever men know how to apologise
Women’s eyes can rotate 180 degrees, men only has 30 degrees viewsight.
Before marriage, everything is perfect. After marriage, quarrel everyday
Before marriage, love u to deathAfter marriage, u drive me to my deathbed…
Men are creatures with sex craze
Men can have sex even under the circumstances where there is no feeling of love
Man can’t get hints. SO women… Speak ur mind!