PRESENTING TO YOU *Drumrolls*
The Chronicles of 0811A: The rifle, the shot gun, and the two idiots.
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Junqiang: Oh man Leonard, i'm so gonna bust your balls
Junqiang: eh don't you dare make me unleash the hidden ability to cat fight hor!
Leonard: you think i scared ah! come la. cat fight cat fight la!!
Leonard: eh you don't stop it i'm gonna shoot your nana hor!
Junqiang: I scared ah? Yours only shotgun leh! mine rifle hor! Somemore pointing at your vital area hor!
Leonard: eh! stop it hor you bastard! I'm really gonna shoot you now. *pulls trigger*
Leonard: WTF? NB thing stupid gun. Don't even have bullet! NB!!!
Junqiang: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA LOSER.
leonard: Eh, did u all steal my bullets? Don't think JQ handsome handsome den u all steal my bullet to protect him hor.
Junqiang: *sings to himself* I got rifle~ I got rifle~ I got rifle~. *thinks* I wanna whack this on leonard's head.
Junqiang: oh shit. I just realised that my rifle ALSO got no bullet. I nv put in sia. luckily leonard nv find out. if not kena laugh. cheh.
leonard: EH... say leh... who steal my bullets... *whimpers*
Junqiang: quickly quickly loads in bullets *thinks* heng ah! leonard DIDN'T find out!! hahahahaha!!
The End
p/s: This is entirely based on fiction, and any similarities to anyone dead or alive is unintentional. REALLY. (:
