1. I freaking got ignored 7 times by subject tutors this week okay. so bloody annoying lor. okay lah, i have to admit that for some of them, it might not be their fault coz they prolly didnt hear me, but for some, it's blatantly obvious that they heard me but they ignore me lor. madly pissed.
i still remember that day during chem lesson, i freaking got dao by ms goh and i was still fuming and stuff when she decided to ask me to answer one question, and i was so dulan to answer her that i just read out my answer in the bu shuang manner, and i think most people know this, but i have the tendency to read extremely quickly when im not paying attention.
me: *reads out my answer in the bu shuang manner*
ms goh: *o.o in awe* one... breath.
jinxiang: wahlau she rapping leh. => wtflol.
and just to say something, by saying that i got dao by subject teachers, i dun mean i got dao by every single of my subject teachers. i meant everyone, except mdm wong. surprisingly actually...
2. I bloody hate pe, and the teachers.
seriously i started hating pe lessons since the day i stepped into ijc. honestly i loved pe lessons back then in phs, coz it's mostly just a ball thrown to us and we just play netball as a class (or at least 60% of the class). in ijc, the teachers are so bloody torturous and shit. and i really don't get it. like back then in phs, we still play and stuff and do well for napfa. now come jc, the only thing they want to do is to torture us. in fact, even after the napfa training, i honestly don't think the games are enjoyable in anyway. not that i often join the class for such games. well maybe it's my class, or more accurately the people who loves '3 men show', not that i really give a damn.
and teachers can't make up their minds. you gain weight they scold you for gaining weight. you maintain weight they scold you for not losing weight. you lose weight they scold you for not losing enough weight. you lose alot of weight they scold you for losing too much weight at such a span of time.
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS.
ohmanz i'm bloody pissed.
3. blogger is so annoying coz while i'm trying to type this post, all html has somehow been disabled and i totally can't change the font colour the shit. urgh.
4. bio test is creepy. now we're having an every-tutorial-and-lecture-and-practical-have-test system, which somehow totally clashes with my revision plans. oh man. screw Alevels.
5. i just heard on the news that there's this new H3N2 virus. realised something?
2003 (PSLE year): SARS
2007 (O levels year): H5N1
2009 (A levels year): H1N1 and H3N2
like ruoting said, it's almost like heaven's way of telling us we should stop mugging if not lots of people are gonna die.
lol.
mum: GASP!!!! H3N2 like more serious den H1N1!!!!! H1N1 is only H1 leh. H3N2 is H3!!! omg!!!
me: -.-" yayayaya.... -_-"
6. um, if you're not a JC2 maths student, you probably dont understand what i'm about to say.
we were having maths tutorial on hypothesis testing and there was this question that asked what we should assume for a test where n=20 (small).
and being the usual kuku people, we decided to ask ms wong how to do.
ms wong: *stands in front of us*
ms wong: okay so what do you all need to assume to do a Z-test instead of a T-test?
ms wong: you all know that n have to be large (>50) to do Z test right? so how?
rt + john: *thinks seriously*
me: assume n is big?
rt: *laughs at me*
john + ms wong: *blurs*
i'm so glad ms wong didn't hear me. i'll get suanned for the rest of my life.
johnia laughed her butt off anyway.
mehz. ):
7. me and john went to the bookshop to photocopy some stuff and we were standing near the counter while waiting for the aunty to photocopy our stuff and there were these 2 girls standing behind us. and when the aunty finished photocopying, me and johnia walked off and the moment we walked off........
aunty: EH MEI NU (babe)!!!
me + john: *turns around*
it turned out that aunty wasn't even calling us, and we burst out into peals of laughter. LOL
LOL!!! wah lau john... *tsktsktsk* so buay hiao bai lor you... haiyooooooooooooo......
:P
8. I ran a temperature in school on wed!!!!
during the usual morning temperature taking exercise......
my thermometer: *beeeeeeeeppppsssssss*
me: *looks at my thermometer before whacking johnia fervently on her arm*
me: EH!!!!!! 37.6 leh!!!
johnia: eh saobao!!! you put into the bao steamer for too long already right!!!
me: *shows ms wong thermometer*
ms wong: O.o!!! GO TAKE TEMPERATURE AGAIN!!!
me: T.T orh okay....
my thermometer: *beeeeeeeeepppppppsss*
me: eh ms wong. temperature higher leh. 37.7 leh.
johnia: saobao => lol!
and then i had to go foyer to take temp. and initially......
temp scanner thing: 37.7
the aunty at the counter: eh, 37.7...
me: o.o er i think never take properly. take again can?
me: *stands further from the scanner thing*
temp scanner thing: 37.4
ATATC: orh okay can already.
me: *phew*
um if you're thinking why i'm so diligent suddenly and trying so hard to stay in school when i can go home and sleep, that's coz i dun wanna walk one whole round outta school myself. thank god i had jq to accompany me out of school coz he postponed his napfa. ;D thx bitch! (:
9. I lost my temper at JQ coz of a misunderstanding which was ridiculously stupid.
apparently, cutecute asked JQ about some binding thing which JQ asked me. and one fine day, JQ told me to bring the punched sheet of paper for him to see, which i forgot to bring out along with me on my way to school. and when i realised it, i rushed home to get it (coz cutecute was the one who wanted it), risking the chance of being late for school, which i wasn't. and in the end, it turned out that cutecute didn't need it, and just as i was confused as to why it's that way, JQ burst out laughing, as though it wasn't cutecute who wanted it, but he who wanted it, and i was angry coz i thought he lied to me that cutecute wanted it.
and i was so pissed i stormed off later on and was, in all honesty, on the verge of crying coz the way jq laughed was as though he was mocking at me for totally deserving being lied to.
and it turned out later that it wasn't JQ's fault, but cutecute who told him last minute that he didn't need it anymore.
p/s: i think Jq didn't even notice i was angry with him coz he was still laughing when i told him about it. stupid bitch.
p/s/s: i still think cutecute is cute <3
p/s/s/s: cutecute is not JQ for heaven's sake!
10. beary eater caught me holding hands with a guy to school
ROFLMAO!!!
11. I fell down the stairs today out of pure stupidity, and there's this huge bruise on the side of my feet and my butt (ya lah, you fall on your butt, confirm will have bruise one wad!!! what's more, i fell a couple of steps, hitting my poor butt each time). and when i took photo of the side of my feet, the photo turned out looking as though i took a photo of a pig trotter, and the bruise + swelling looked like the big red stamp you see on pork. DAMN.
stupid johnia, stop laughing hor!!! *shows the trademark trotter sign*
12. According to johnia:
during gp lesson, the lecturer was going through certain spelling errors, and apparently someone spelt "4 digit lottery" as "4 digit trotter", and johnia burst into peals of laughter.
lecturer: #%^$%#^$@ 4 digit trotter!!!
weijie: NOR KIMBERLY KIMBERLY!!!
dammit. i should have been there!!
13. The best answer that we thought of to give your kids when they ask you this sacred question in future.
kid: daddy/mummy, how do babies come from?
correct answer: fuck lor.
lol.
14. i want to sleep now byebye.
15. I finally got to talk to cutecute!! <3
16. im not gonna owe cheapskate loser small sex ho a treat for not going to school tomorrow hor! ;D
