WAHHHHHPIAAAAAAANNNNNNNGGGGGprelims are like in less than a week time, and obviously i'm sooo not prepared for it yet lor. T.T and yet i'm still here. hahaha.
have been going out like almost everyday with the harpers to mug (either at like sembawang mos burger or rp library). which reminds me of something very stupid that happened between me and my mum a couple of weeks ago.
FLASSSSSSHBACCCK.
i was studying at sembawang mos burger with ruoting and my mum suddenly called me to ask me where i was.
mum: eh girl where are you?
me: sembawang mos.
mum: *shocks*
HUH?!?!?!?! can meh!??!?!me: *blurs* huh why cannot?
mum: but i thought non-muslim cannot go there?
me: since when mos burger only for muslim one...?? *blurs x2*
*after 2mins or so*
me: but i don't think mos burger halal what. even if it is, why non-halal people cannot go there?
mum:
CHEY. I thought you meant Mosque instead of Mos.
me: ....... -_-" ..........
generation gap. tsktsktsk. and when i told johnia about it, johnia said that maybe my pronounciation very bad. like eh!!!! "
Mosque" and "
Mos" got difference meh? still sounds like "
moss" what.
anyway speaking of pronounciations, today me, johnia, pamela, jq and lp were walking out of school when suddenly pamela shrieked and said, ''OMG!!!!!!! *points to a bird standing blur blur in the middle of the road* THAT BIRD JUST GOT RAN OVER BY A MOTOR BIKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
and we stunned there for like, 10seconds, and before we knew it, the bird got ran over by a car and lay semi flattened on the road while other cars cruelly ran over it to make it even flatter.
and we were damn shocked and we were lost for words for the next 30seconds and we just stood there staring at each other and the flattened bird as more cars crushed it as they drove past.
and jq decided to break the awkward silence by saying something damn spastic:
jq: EH!!! quick!!! call 999!!!!
jq: *imitates to be on the phone* eh!!! got somebody got knocked down by a car!!!!
me + johnia + pamela: *bursts out laughing*
jq: *blurs*
jq: why you all laughing?
*approximately 1oseconds later*
jq: LOL!!! I KNOW ALREADY!!! HAHAHAHAHA *laughing fits*
have you guys got it already? if not, try pronoucing, ''got somebody got knocked down by a car".
still don't get it? man. you guys are slower than Jq.
got somebody got knocked down by a car = got some-birdy got knocked down by a car
ingenious aint we? we actually thought of something so stupid simultaneously ;D
oh anyway today during gp, mr sim suddenly apologised to joanna saying something like during pre-u sem, apparently joanna misinterpreted mr sim's instructions and said something wrongly, resulting in mr sim being very pissed coz mr sim said the first day was pretty crapped up and stuff like that.
and when mr sim was explaining the situation to joanna in class, suddenly jinxiang spoke up.
jinxiang: eh cher actually all the SLOs know already lor.
mr sim: HUH?!!?!!?!
joanna: *keeps quiet*
mr sim: sorrysorrysorrysorry joanna *actually i don't think he apologised so many times*
joanna: it's okay i understand
mr sim: aiyoh then you still complain!! *a nicer way of saying: wahlau den u still bitch about me!?*
alvin: it's not complain. it's inform.
jx: ya lor!! all the SLOs all know lor!
alvin: ya. i tell you what she said. joanna said:
"MR SIM IS SUCH A BASKETball player" => LOL!!eh just to clarify: Mr Sim is a nice teacher who bought Macs for the whole class today ^^
THANKKKK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!anyway during gp lesson, mr sim started talking about internet and how people get spotted on the internet and blogs and get overnight fame or something.
mr sim: look at xiaxue. i think she's just being like bitchy just so that she can get attention and people will continue to read her blog. even the vulgarities that she use in her blog lor.
johnia + junqiang + joanna + few others: *turn over and stared at me with the orr-horrr-you-vulgar-pig face*
me: *neon lights flashing above my head reading the word "
guilty" *
mr sim: eh why kimberly like that? you write alot of vulgarities in your blog ah?
me: (innocently) no lah~
johnia + junqiang + joanna + few others:
UMMMMMMMMMMMMM~~~~~oh and also there was this point of time where mr sim was talking about those extreme vegetarians (not exactly vegans i think), feel that you can only eat something that has already fallen off the tree and not pluck coz when it falls off from the tree, it's okay to eat it coz it has "willingly" gave up it's life for humans to eat.
and i was commenting to johnia that whatever mr sim just said was very weird coz... can you imagine watermelon growing on trees? lol! and do they eat veggies? can you imagine
xiao bai cai growing on trees? lol. then what about potatoes? cannot eat. coz it's already underground. so can't possible drop onto the ground. orrr horrr~
anyway me johnia lp jq went to eat at long john silvers after school. (and i kept saying "
Long John Little" instead of "
Long John Silver"). and jq was commenting that he didn't like his name
Jq: i don't like my name Junqiang lor.
Jq: like can you imagine next time got like teacher ask my child what is his father's name den if my child say "junqiang", sounds like his friend more than his father lor
Jq: *gives the sulky face*
and after he said that, i was thinking to myself that it actually makes sense leh. like seriously i was considering my future child's name already, if i happen to have any. like, cannot pick those nice nice names coz he won't sound like a future father. imagine if i name my kid like, ''hock chew boo". so horrible and i think when my kid finds out about his name, he'll just faint there and start foaming in the mouth.
oh btw that wasn't a random name. it was this name that this woman who called the wrong number insisted that i was, and i thought the name was very nanting. lol!!
sorry to all the Hock Chew Boos out there, but i can't help it if you have such a horrible name. ;D
p/s: i realised "chew boo" sounds like "chio bu". imagine next time peope dunno how to pronouce it den call your son "chio bu"? lol!
p/s/s: mathew says i look like a goldfish. dabian lor.
stupid
Mathew Ang Cheng Long LEE HSIEN LOONG ;Dbtw i think mathew looks like lee hsien loong, but shuwei thinks otherwise.
shuwei: wahlau don't insult my ancestor surname leh. (lee)
lol!!
oh and i have to say something!!! i seriously seriously think that junqiang and weijie look somewhat similar at some angles lor!! that time when the Harpers plus weijie and mathew went to rp library to mug, i mistook weijie for junqiang for almost 4 times!!! monday when we were mugging in school, i mistook weijie for junqiang again!!!
and before that we were saying that if you say that a good looking guy looks like a not-as-good looking guy, you're insulting the good looking guy.
me: eh wahlau rt. i mistook weijie for junqiang again.
rt: look alike meh!?
me: abit leh!!! you see you see you see!!! like that considered insulting junqiang not?
rt: errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... laoqiang very good looking meh?????????
me: comparatively mah...
rt:
HORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU SAY WEIJIE UGLYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!me: *shocks shocks*
sorry lah weijie. HAHAHAHAHAHA.
aiyah im bored. later den i blog.
btw i think junqiang has great affinity with
Sally Tan MRS SALLY SU.UPDATES: ruoting said the driver who ran over the car might possibly be alvin practicing his driving skills on the bird so that the chances os him succeeding in banging Mdm Wong will be higher.
