yep, as the title states, it has been a long time since i was able to like blog properly on a table, coz as u have seen in the previous posts, i've either been mugging (eh i got mug one hor!) or my table is just too messy for me to do anything on. and now that i've got a computer table in addition to my study desk... ^^ i ran out of stuff to say.
anyway, random highlights of the week before i shall talk about my major topic: about my 终生大事. lol.
- today was a damn bio xiong day. if you're wondering why, it's coz we had bio spa skill A earlier this morning, and then bio test (which we only knew of yesterday), and in addition, we had to hand in our gene therapy mindmap plus 3 copies of the block test paper (and that also means we have to handcopy the questions, diagrams and answers. it was horrible.).
and i only managed to copy 2 copies from 2 nights ago, and mdm wong insisted that we had to hand in our copies by 3.30pm today, if not we no need to join the class for the rest of the tutorials liao. and naturally, everyone quickly attempted to chiong finish immediately after chem lesson ended at like, 1pm. but ms goh was being damn kind to us today, knowing we had a damn bad day at school. thank you ms goh!! ;D
and i must thank my harper's island lor!! like seriously! if it wasn't for them, i wouldn't have been able to do my last copy of my answers so quickly lah!!! LOVE YOU ALL. ;D
and that nabeh junqiang. i dun say i not angry. now i say i damn pissed lor!! and it's not just me who think so okay! apparently right, jq hasn't even finished copying one copy, and we, being nice samaritans, decided to help junqiang copy (i think i help jq copy the most one lor!! nb.), and i copied for him until my fingers turned cold and grey (literally turned grey), and i broke my mechanical pencil during the process of helping him to copy. and he still got the stuck-up face like we all owe him like that. plz lor! nnp boy. ungrateful bitch.
but jinxiang was damn funny. coz johnia and rt helped him copy some bio stuff as well, coz it was reaching the deadline already. and after johnia and rt helped him copy, he was like, damn funny. he gave the T_T i'm-so-touched-face and said:
你们对我真好。。。。I almost laughed my head off i tell you!!!
it was damn spastic! i think the only thing lacking was him tearing and kneeling down in front of rt and johnia and holding their hands in the damn touched manner while rt and johnia stroke his a-little-bit-of-hair head in sympathy. it was damn spastic.
and jinxiang said that in gratitute, he wanted to treat them drinks, and took 2bucks out of his wallet and gave them to go settle their own drinks. and rt and johnia refused it kindly since it's a gesture out of their ''one piece of good heart''.
and i totally imagined johnia turning around and giving the Y_Y face when jinxiang took back his 2bucks. HAHAHAHA loser johnia.
- went to macs with lp john and rt after school to eat coz it was raining and we were lazy to open unbrellas (coz i dun have one) to go to cwp to eat. and johnia and rt were !!! coz they didn't upsize their meals and me and lp did, so the both of them didn't get the free coke glass while we got. (oh btw i've confirmed that it's glass. some stupid boy walking in front of me near my house the playground there dropped his and it broke. lol.). before that we didnt know whether it was glass or plastic coz it looks and feels dubious. and that stupid retarded girl leeping asked me to hit it against the legs of the table, since it's metal, and it would make some
cling clang sound, which apparently it didn't, so we assumed it's plastic. what dubious products macdonalds have lor!!! cheat consumer feeling only.
- yesterday in school we were having this sexuality education thingy during civics. and ms wong gave us this worksheet which states the reason why people don't want to have sex, and one of them is ''Fear of pain". and the spastic alvin was damn retarded.
ms wong: so can you all think of ways that a guy can persuade a girl to have sex with him to make her to not be scared of the pain?
alvin: jinxiang can just tell the girl, ''don't worry. my penis is small.'' => LOL!!!
and apparently we were supposed to go into our pw groups (comprising of me rt abi jo and jq *heh! i havent forgotten!*) to discuss about some role play thing. and apparently, the scenario that my group got went something like:
you and your bf/gf have been dating for 3months, and you've been to his/her house to study many times before. however this time when u went, you realised that his/her parents are not at home, and will not be home until the next day. what will you do??
and apparently, 2 person in my group would have to act as both the guy and the girl. and they decided to
o-ya-peh-ya-som among themselves and exclude me coz
i'm the most dramamama among them i'm the most talented among them, and is automatically put into the acting team. -_-
and apparently, the result was..... *Drumrolls*
my stead i'm supposed to *ahem* with is..........
*drumrolls*
*another drumrolls*
JEBA KUMAR SELVIN JO ANNA PEARL QUINSIE (got spell correctly? looks wrong leh.)*poke*
what? who say girl-girl cannot have relationship one? moreover its acting only... right? ;D
- jq randomly said one day during lunch that somehow people who have steads apparently do better in studies as compared to those forever-single type (points to the table opposite ours).
jq: eh!! we must go find our partners then we can do well!!!
rt: really ah! baley!!! you want to be my boyfriend?????
me: okay lol.
johnia: KIMBERLY will you be my boyfriend?
me: oh of course!
jq: wah lau you damn promiscuous leh!!!
*3 seconds later*
jq: aiyah u all got partners liao.
me: nor ur partner just beside you. *points to beside him*
jq: *turns around and realised it's the half-asleep-unglamly leeping*
jq: i rather turn gay now => LOL!
*2 seconds later*
rt: EH johnia!!! kimberly my one already lor!!!
johnia: no lor!! mine!!
me: dun fight dun fight! alternate lah.
johnia: *to rt* aiyah why don't we just ditch kimberly and we 2 get together HAHAHA.
rt: eh good idea
me: T.T lol.
- today when i wanted to go home, i totally missed my bus stop and ended up at woodlands checkpoint (causeway) T.T
okay that marks the end of the random stuff of the week that i wanted to talk about, coz i really can't think of any more incidents that happened. hmm.now to my main topic. which i really don't have much to talk about actually, but i'll just talk about it anyway.
My 终生大事, or if you guys can't read chinese, it just means My Marriage. and no, i'm not getting married anytime soon. but the facebook test i took a couple of weeks ago totally made me sian diao lor!! the quiz i took was, ''what age would you get married?''.
and guess what my answer was??
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55 years oldwtf!!
and beneath the 55 years old were in small fonts, ''at least you found your true love......''.
WTFT.Tdamn sad lah!!! get married at 55 years old leh!!! and i told my horrible friends about this and guess what they said, ''HAHAHA okay next time you get married i bring my grandchildren to your wedding.''. wtf!! T.T
even my mum lor!! i told my mum then she was like, ''oh good what. then next time your gorgor's granddaughter or something can be your bridesmaid HAHAHAHHAHAA''. T.T MUMMY AH! what's your problem ah!! so happy to see me 嫁不出去. horrible. hurmph!!
okay actually last time when i was very young, at like 5 years old or something, i already thought about getting married already lor (hahaha wth right). and my desired husband changed faster than.... faster than... erm... nvm not important. but i had weird desires for my husband since young lor!!! i'm such a despo. damn it man.
here's a list of the people/ type of people i wanted to marry since young.
1) Sun Wu Kong
HAHAHAHA i know it's damn ridiculous, but i used to want to marry wukong. and i don't mean the china cheena cheena version. i meant the hongkong version. you know, the guy who acted as wei xiao bao too. but i don't like that guy. i only like him when he acts as sun wu kong. and i wanted to marry him.. coz he's cute! like hahaha, what a show to find cute guys. lol!
2) Jerry Yan
i used to like him in meteor garden lor!!! hahaha. i used to be some fan girly shit and fantasize alot about how i'm shan cai and when i watch the show, i would really curse and swear whoever who try to break me (shan cai) and jerry yan (Dao ming si) lor!!! there's this part where vic chou hugged shan cai (sc) and dao ming si (dms) saw and got very worked up and T.T, and it was disasterous and shit like that. and i tell you, the show would be totally different if i was the female lead lor!
*fantasy*
vic chou: oh i'm gonna hug you.
me: *looks around* wait wait. must see dms around not.
vc: no lah he not around lah. dun care i want to hug you.
me: eh i think he really not around leh!!! okay lor hug lor.
vc: *hugs*
me: *spots dms from afar having the nb-wtf-he-snatch-my-gf-kns face*
me: *pulls off one corner of my shirt* stop it!!!! let go of me!!!!!!!!!! LET GOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
vc: *blurs* huh?
me: *rubs eye with abit of the sand on the sea to make my eyes red and teary*
me: *whines to dms* he... *sniffles* tried to rape me *sniffles* *sniffles*
vc: O.o!?
dms: KANASAI! YOU WANT TO RAPE MY GIRLFRIEND?! KNNBCCB!!!
vc + dms: *fights*
me: *watches at one corner while collecting bets on who will win*
*snaps out of fantasy* AHEM! oh no i'm really not like that. i'm actually quite nice. really. (:
3) a
tze char man
i like to eat crabs!! and usually tze char chilli crabs are damn nice lah!! so i always hoped i can marry some tze char guy (TCG) so that he can cook crabs for me everyday for every meal. but i stopped habouring that thought ever since i realised that tze char man are those relatively short and balding fat man with oily scalp who probably picks his nose and flicks his dugged materials at one corner before frying
hor fun for people.
can you imagine the scene?
TCG: *digs nose vigourously*
random man (RM): uncle i want one
hor fun ta pau thank you.
TCG: *flicks his dugged material at one corner of the stall where there is already a moutain of
pi sai found there*
TCG: *in a horribly cheena accent* okay you wait ah i fry my famous
hor fun with my special ingredients *wink wink*
RM: urm.. uncle i don't want already. *walks away in disgust*
TCG: wah lau eh!
lim peh fry for you you still act
dua pai. knnbccb! *digs anxiously for some
pi sai and attempts to flick at that RM*
and so, no tze char man for me.
4) a maid
i don't literally mean the indonesian or whatever nationality female maid. i mean those househusbands. or better still, guys who work and earn alot of money, and when he reaches home after a tiring day at work, he will do all the housework and take care of the kids while i be my
taitai and enjoy myself everyday. HAHAHA heavenly! can you imagine....
me: *reaches home and sees my husband wearing a funny apron and vacuuming the floor with the kids eating some random stuff on the table*
husband: oh hi dear! you're home! how's your tiring day at shopping?
me: nah, not much, only spent about 700bucks today. ohman ):
husband: oh poor thing. come come. i prepared your shower for you already. go have a bath while i put didi and meimei to sleep after they finish okay? after that i have my shower already then i go massage you until you sleep okay?
me: *smiles*
*snaps out of fantasy*
DAMN IT. WHY ISN'T LIFE SO PERFECT!! DAMMIT!!