Happy Birthday Love! You're 17! :Dand today was the first day we met. :DAnyways, I went out with samuel and Junqiang today. it was really extremely weird why i even went out with them today, coz samuel only messaged me about it this morning at like, idk what time, saying that we'll be meeting at yishun mrt station at 12pm.
and i usually don't wake up before 1pm. so it was really weird that i miraculously woke up at 10.30am today despite sleeping at like, 4am the previous night coz i really couldn't sleep. and it was coz of a damn weird dream.
I freaking dreamt that i witnessed samuel and junqiang kissing each other. YUCK!!!! and so as a result, i found it really awkward in the beginning. like, ew, is my dream gonna come true? but the both of them just lol me when i told them about my dream. cheh,
anyway before they arrived, i went to popular to walkwalk at northpoint. and then when i went out of popular, i saw a damn weird scene. got this quite okay looking malay guy kneeling on the ground outside popular. and i was like, huh wth he doing? upon closer look, he was on the phone. and being the typical kaypoh singaporean, i decided to act act and stand around and listen.
and it happened that he was proposing to his girlfriend. and damn funny leh. propose to girlfriend on phone. somemore not even 3G. he kneel down or not how his girlfriend know. Lol. and somemore kneel outside Popular? Lol. don't make sense one. hahahahaha.
anyways, me samuel and junqiang went to northpoint food court to eat, and iw as the last to order coz the both of them are not gentlemanly enough to let me order first. nb. lol jking lah. hahaha. coz i was busy with something else and i ask them to go buy first. Lol.
and i ordered chicken rice, and when i was walking back to the table, got this little kid of probably like, 2 years old blocking my entire way back to the table, and i got freaking pissed and was thinking like, ''nb sickening kid. get out of my way.''. and Jq and samuel was like, ''LOL!!!!! see see see!!! kimberly give that dao face again!!!''. *SULKS* hate little kids when they block my way. always have the temptation to kick little kids if they stupidly block my way and refuse to budge when you ask them to move away NICELY. Tamade.
Anyways, after that, the both of them decided to be nice people and pei me to Cold Storage to buy a drink. and when i was finding the drinks section, i noticed this section that's totally filled with sanitary pad. and just as i was thinking about sanitary pad, Jq suddenly said, ''HEY SO COOL LAH!!!". and i was like, ''....sanitary pad very cool meh...''. and it happened that he was refering to this champagne bottle, but inside the champagne bottle is like, all jelly beans. hahaha.
after that we made our way to orchard. when we reached orchard mrt station we saw lelia and her friend too. hahaha. anyway, we went to wheellock place first. and wahlau. the weather was freaking hot and scorching la. i can totally feel myself getting tanner by the second.
and when we were about to leave wheellock place, Jq damn what lor. he keep saying things like, you wouldn't know whether you'll die the next second or something. stupid boy. and i told them about my selfish desire, which is to die before everyone whom i cherish, so that I won't feel sad if they died. or maybe i might be? who knows. scarly i die liao i also know what's going on lor. dammit. muahahahaha samuel and Jq, i'm gonna haunt the both of you after i die.
and then we went to kinokuniya to get JQ's very expensive magazine that is very thin but yet costs 15bucks. whatever. and after that we went to Takashimaya and went directly to the toys section! hahahaa.
act cute omg
why stitch got chest hair one.
must be made in china.
i thought this one is cinderella. how come is princess melamine suddenly?
jq and his hannah montana makeup set. hahaha.
says samuel: cinderella not cute enough for me. i prefer the little mermaid. use 2 cockle shell can liao.
singaporean boys got no life.
haha. and after that we went to paragon. and we first jumped straight into Toys R Us. and when i said ''jump straight'', i meant it literally. like this:
Told ya singaporean kids got no life. look.
su chu kang
Jq laughed like crazy over this Dora the explorer coz she's sunburnt and looks damn haggard. lol.
and after we left toys r us, we went to this very arty place near metro in paragon. and there was this painting of this naked lady, whose boobs are DAMN DAMN DAMN LOW. and i pointed that out.
me: eh her boobs why so low one ah.
sam and jq: it's artistic mah.
me: ...oh. so saggy boobs are very artistic lah...
and after that we went to far east and ate at gelare. seriously the portion shrunk by ALOT lor. sad. ):
and samuel took this photo of me. i look damn dumb.
and despite how the photo looks, i got no blusher, and neither do i have eyeliner or any eye makeup on.
and yay cannot see double chin. ((:
and i also ordered this drink with a cherry in it. and jq gave me the idea to use my tongue to tie a knot with the cherry stem. and i decided to give it a shot. and after about like, 3mins......
TADAH!!!
hahaha! i did it!!! and Jq was like, ''wow. next time your husband very xing fu.''.
p/s: he didnt say 'husband'. he said someone's name. which i totally can't put here coz it is damn wrong.
and initially i thought this is to test whether you're good at blowjobs or not, and jq was like, ''O_O?!".
Jq: wah next time your husband very xing fu hor.
me: ya ya ya. i can tie the cherry stem with my tongue means i confirm can do blowjob. (not that i want to do it)
Jq: WHAT?!
me: *blurs* huh?
Jq: this one is to test whether you good at french kissing or not what.
me: orly ah? *bursts into laughter*
Jq: crazy girl. tying cherry stem with mouth got nothing to do with blowjob lor. what you intend to tie during blowjob sia.
hehehe. and i told leeping this much later on on msn. and she was like, ''wouldn't it break??''. and the mental image was damn sick. Lol. btw i really don't think it would break lah. *it won't... right???*
anyways, we walked on and on. until we were tired, and we went home. hahaha. ((:
