just now i was watching 女人大主意 on channel U. and apparently, they were talking about topics related to marriage, such as men cheating on wife and vice versa. and as i was watching them saying about such issues, naturally, i'll start thinking of what I'll do if i were in one of the scenarios quoted.

apparently, the usual thing for wives to do when their husband cheats on them with some other random women is to get bloody pissed before divorcing them and getting all their money as alimony and fighting for the rights to have the children.

and yes, i was thinking, given my current childish mentality, what would I picture myself as in the future? And how would I possibly react given those situations, which i hope, would never happen. let me picture myself 10 years down the road...

27 years old? getting married at 27.. okay maybe 12 years down the road. 29 years old get married. let me seeeeee......

*attempts to look into the future*

ok now i'm a 29 year old person. University graduate with PHd. *17 year old kimberly: HAHAHA SO IMPOSSIBLE*. okay, maybe not PHd. just let me enjoy my fantasy. okay okay. Masters. and about to get married with my dating for many years boyfriend. like dating for 10years or something *17year old kimberly: WTF SO LONG AH.* and yay! he totally proposed to me last night!!

and you know how he proposed to me?!?!!? he brought me to this romantic beach at some ulu country where the waters aren't polluted, unlike singapore's sea, and he totally proposed to me!!! and you know how the scene was?!?! he was rich enough to afford like, 99 roses bouquet and also laid rose petals on the sandy beach in a heart shape. so sweet hor? *17 year old kimberly: where did i get that scene from? hmmm.* and yes! i totally agreed to his proposal <3

and I don't intend to have kids for the first 2 years. let me have my pleasant 2 people world (hint: translate to chinese) first before facing kids. and understanding my Mr Right at the same time. oh he doesn't need to understand me really much coz i'm a real nice person and stuff. REALLY!! (((((:

*imagines 2 years after marriage: *counts* i'll be... er... 31years old then!*

omg u know what happened? Dear returned home from his one-month-earn-at-least-50k job. and you know what?! he totally smelt of perfume lah! and some retarded bitch called geylang claims dear slept with her?! WTF?!?!?!?! not only her okay! some slut called char shao bao called up and said the same thing too!!! omg! my husband is fooling around!!!

*transform back to a pathetic 17 year old person*

okay, so, what would i do.. erm... 14 years later? I mean, my husband (whoever he is, or whether i would even be able to get a decent one who earns like, at least 50k per month to fund my daily wash and blow, shopping expenses, luxurious eating and high teas, manicure and pedicures plus a dozen of maids to help me do every single shit) actually cheats on me?

seriously, i have no idea what i would do 14 years later. but given my current mentality, i stupidly think i'll forgive him leh. as in, seriously leh. coz if i marry that guy *whoever you are*, i'll probably love him and his money too much to bear to leave him. so... wouldn't it be just as good as saying, ''I don't mind if you cheat on me. I won't leave you. But i'll just be extremely heartbroken that i'll probably spend another fortune out of you to mend that heartache" or something like that.

and i know it's very difficult to believe this current mentality of mine, coz i'm a real jealous person by nature, and a control freak too, especially to the stuff i don't have.

DIFFERENT TREATMENT BETWEEN CRUSH AND BOYFRIEND

Crush: Will be extremely jealous and insecure coz i have no idea wtf is going on.
Boyfriend/spouse: Will be understanding coz i probably know what he's up to.

SEEEEEEEE??????

so when my husband cheats on me or something, i'll probably cry and say something like, "omg.. i can't believe you did that to me... I loved you *ahem*andyourmoney*ahem* so much! You really hurt me alot. but it must be my fault.. I'm just not good enough... *attempts to give beady teary eyes so that he will feel guilty or something*. maybe..... you can sign a new platinum card for me so that I can go for deluxe treatment for facials, spa, manicures and pedicures. and I can also buy 4 diamond rings per month instead of the usual 2. maybe, i can get more necklaces from SKII jewellery or something. and oh! did i tell you how much i loved the tops I saw at paragon? it's designed by the Creme de la creme of the fashion society. Maybe, i can sign a few more club memberships, and maybe I can get my photographs in the Tadler!!!"

I bet i'm so not getting a husband after this. hahahahaha.




p/s: I updated the other blog (: