just now I was lying in my bedroom, feeling very tired. and my mum came in, and saw me about to doze off, and she literally freaked out and screamed, 'EH GIRL!!!!! NOW ONLY 7.30 YOU WANT TO SLEEP ALRDY?! LATER TONIGHT YOU CANNOT SLEEP HOW?!?!?!'. and so, she decided to lie beside me and continue yakking so that I won't fall asleep.
mummy: eh don't sleep leh.
me: *covers blanket over my head*
mummy: *lies down beside me* don't sleep lah.. I tell you ghost story want? You want what type one?
me: ... Don't want...
mummy: *ignores me* okay, now i tell you the story.
MOTHER'S HORROR STORY no.1mother: one dark dark night. got one man go home. and then, he realised, that his house was empty. and then, there was a thunderstorm. and then, there was a blackout. and then, he went to go switch on the electricity from the main switch. but, it didn't work. so he dug out a match stick. and lighted his one and only match stick. but he didn't realise that he dint close the windows. and the matchstick went off, and couldn't be lighted. and then, he walked down the stairs. but accidently stumbled over, and fell off the stairs. he then struggled upstairs with all his ribs broken, and 2 broken limbs.
me: *yawns* and then?
mummy: FINISH!!! scary hor for the guy!
me: ...wtf? ._. *turns back to sleep*
mummy: eh don't like that leh.. okay lah okay lah. I tell you hospital story.
me: *mumbles sheepishly*
mummy: *heck care* Ok, i'll start my hospital story.
Mummy's story no.2mummy: One day. one ah ma was admitted into a cold, lonely hospital, rumoured to be haunted. *ps: this story got dialogue one.*
the ahma: *Sees the nurse* missy..... I stomache pain!!!!!!!!
nurse: orh. k. i call your family.
nurse: *on the phone* hello? ya. ah ma is in pain now. and we don't have a doctor with us at this time. can you come down now to the hospital now?
family member: okokok.
family member *in ward*: What happened?!?!?!
ahma: *cries* I want to shit... stomach pain!!!
-_-
*the next morning*
nurse: *walks into ward* OMGWTF AHMA DISAPPEARED!!!
in the end, ahma was found near the playground. coz there was a COLOURFUL CLOWN GIVING OUT BALLOONS!!!
*back to reality*
me: ...*yawn* I thought u say ahma? why bother about balloons?
mummy: coz only she's only a 5 years old girl mah. the girl's name is AHMA!!! HAHAHAHAHHA.
me: .........W.T.F.?!?!?!?!???
that made me couldn't sleep anymore. pfft.
p/s: Congrats to my very smart friend for getting the blue envelope! ;D